well well well
Slap me in the face with a 3 week old hot dog that has been sitting at the bottom of a mildewed trashcan and is now covered in cigarette ashes and baby poop and was half-way eaten by a dog and puked back up.
Dear God,
You are AWESOME, but not funny. Haven't you heard that it's not funny if you're the only one laughing?
Test of strength continues.
Slap me in the face with a 3 week old hot dog that has been sitting at the bottom of a mildewed trashcan and is now covered in cigarette ashes and baby poop and was half-way eaten by a dog and puked back up.
Dear God,
You are AWESOME, but not funny. Haven't you heard that it's not funny if you're the only one laughing?
Test of strength continues.
uh...eww.
ReplyDeleteyou could use this opportunity to diet and exercise! stupid boys always motivated me to look hotter. :)