Damn Oprah-Let Me Borrow $5

I took an online quiz.
Interesting results.
Or something.


  • Inspired Life:
    low You feel stuck. You may be hemmed in by others' expectations of you, by very real demands on your time and resources, or by a lack of inspiration about what it is you were really meant to be doing.


  • Manageable Life:
    low Your days can often seem out of control. Is it because you lack a system for organizing your things, your money and your time? Or that you feel hopeless about attacking the tasks at hand? Are you getting support from the people in your life? Do you feel that there are more important things to do each day? The last challenge is perhaps the most difficult, but finding the right organizing techniques can give you the space and resources to do more of those important things.


  • Healthy Life:
    low You know that you should prioritize your health, but it's difficult to cook nutritious meals, get to the gym, adopt stress relief techniques and still make time for a good night's sleep. Before you reach for a new diet or fitness plan, however, you might want to confirm that that's the real problem.


  • Connected Life:
    low Finding meaningful connection is difficult, even (and maybe especially) in an overconnected world. For many of us, misunderstandings and conflicts are based on fear—of being judged, of being vulnerable, of saying what we really feel—and a lack of communication skills (i.e., how to explain all those vulnerable feelings). Like so many things, conflict avoidance and other communication styles are often related to upbringing.

 
 
 OR-
In layman's terms:
 GIRL...YOU NEED TO PACK YO SHIT UP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE FOR A MINUTE BEFORE YOU LET THEM PEOPLE SEE THAT CRAZY EYE OF YOURS.  

am i right? am i right?



Oprah said it-not me. And that bitch owns half the world, so she has to know secrets I don't. Or something.