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Paranoia//Paranoid:

 A thought process believed to be heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs, or beliefs of conspiracy concerning a perceived threat towards oneself (e.g. "Everyone is out to get me"). Paranoia is distinct from phobias, which also involve irrational fear, but usually no blame. Making false accusations and the general distrust of others also frequently accompany paranoia. For example, an incident most people would view as an accident or coincidence, a paranoid person might believe was intentional.



In other words...
BITCH-AIN'T NOBODY TAKING TIME OUT OF THEIR DAY TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND JUST TO FUCK WITH YOU.

NO.ONE.TOOK.YOUR.KEYS...you just misplaced them.
NO.I.DID.NOT.JUST.GIVE.A.HAND.SIGNAL.TO.THE.NEIGHBOR...it's called friendly waving you jackass.
NO.I.DID.NOT.HAVE.CAMERAS.INSTALLED.IN.MY.MIRRORS.OR.STUFFED.ANIMALS...

It's called sleep. Go get some before you end up in a padded room.


see also:>> No beer and no tv make Homer ...something something...go crazy? DONTMINDIFIDO!

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