Don'tRobMeUntilI'mReady.

There has recently been a group of kids in and around our town going from neighborhood to neighborhood breaking into vehicles.
Now,  I found out they broke into my next door neighbor's home. 

As much as it makes me leery and uncomfortable, the first thought that popped in my head was
"what if they break in when I'm pooping?"

Cause you know- forget the safety of anyone actually in my home. I wanna know if these fuckers are gonna to interrupt my bathroom activities. Priorities people. Get some.

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