-I don't like what your face is doing.
after coming out of
the bathroom with a mask on.
-But your voice is boring
when
I told her to listen to me.
-Did you make it smell funny in here again?
burnt
the popcorn. (I swear) 😊
-I gave you $2 for your birthday, you could buy a brush.
well-I
gotta give her this one.
-Your face is making my head hurt.
this
one was just a random observation
-You stay on this side and I'll go to this side.
when I tried to help her with swimming
-I don't have to dress like you do I?
about
a once a week question
-You're sad because your friends don't like you aren't
you?
another
random
-You should put a bigger shirt on.
the
dryer shrunk my shit
-Ottis is funnier.
after
I laughed at my own joke
-Your arm taste like poop.
when
she was going banana sammich during a sugar high
-Can you make your hands softer?
during
a bath
-Did you forget how to open the door?
after
I ran into the garage door
-Can you make my dinner taste good today?
another random
-Wow! Your number is way bigger bigger than mine!!
after
I stood on the scale
norms not funny
sonofabitch kid
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